oh dear, i know that you can't dance
and in card games, you really don't stand a chance
you can't sing in tune and you're about as strong as a spoon
but darling, i love you just the same

let's make the distance and stretch it out
let's put a world between us
you'll never get to me again
not by driving, shoes, or bus

but i do love thee! and when i love thee not
chaos is come again.
-othello

in the future, years and years from now, everything will be upside down and opposite. there will be no more american eagle or urban behaviour or winners. there will just be an american seagull, a rural behaviour, and a losers. during christmas, kids won't sing about frosty the snowman. they'll dance to toasty the sunman. everyone will stop at green lights and go at red lights. pikachu will have no more thunder power and tangela will be the most powerful pokemon of all time. people will use spoons to cut and knives to scoop. and maybe, quite possibly, if it's years and years from now, way in the future where everything is upside down and opposite, you and i, me and you, will be together forever.

oh darling dearest
i have but one request
that i must, i must get off my chest
and that is please
that when i leave
that you won't, please don't, will not grieve

don't cry a river or fall apart
and please be mindful of your heart
make sure it doesn't hurt too much
or else it goes to brace and crutch

so goodbye, farewell, i'll miss you so
it's now time for me to go
we'll meet again one day, just wait
it's written out, black ink in fate

oh darling dearest
i have a few last words
they may be, could be things you've heard
i love you more
than you could know
oh darling dearest, i do love you so